Jiang Hua Yi

Jude and VuVie arent mandarin speakers but they try to learn and shall impart their knowledge here with a simple Mandarin conversation ppl can try out. They made it up while thinking how their pal shld say hello to his colleague (whom they think have a great ass.)

WE PRovide Translation too! in Italics!

Participants
Sexy : A guy you fancy with a damn hot ass
Pal : Your male pal who can speak mandarin (the skinny, bespectacled guy with no ass)

Scenario: Pal sees Sexy stroll into the office
Pal: "yoz.. ni de pi-ku hen piao liang" yoz..your ass is beautiful

Sexy: "Pal, wo ye hen si huan ni de pi-ku" Pal, I like your ass too

Pal: haha..ni fung la.. wo mei yo pi-ku haha.. you're crazy.. I don't have an ass haha
Sexy: wo mei fung! wo ai ni! I'm not crazy! I love you!

*You should cringe not because Sexy Ass dude is in love with your Pal. Cringe because Pal realli doesnt have an ass. It's realli missing. Hrmm.. but for those of you who love nature esp the Amazon Forest.. Pal is the man for you.*

This sounds very much like a crapppy taiwan show or part of the simplified> script of Brokeback Mountain made in Taiwan!

Hopefully able to come up with more language lessons in future. Our aim is to educate the masses!